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Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
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Shalom officer

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.
Pretty girl: Gun control won't do anything
Comment section: Shalom officer
by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024
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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
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going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.
I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.
by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022
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Offical

Offical - The official combination of the word "Office" and "Musical".
Jack will be switching offices until may and he will be in the Office that Jenna is currently in. Jenna will be moving to Joey's old office. The new hiree will be going where Mary K. sits, and Mary K. will be going where Jack used to be.

This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
by Winner Winner Chicken Daver January 29, 2020
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Officing

When a company deliberately attempts to completely emulate the mannerisms of the cast of hit NBC show “The Office”.
My boss has decided to hire a camera crew, be severely immature and childish, make crude jokes and spout out quotes that millennials will use on a coffee cup or t shirt. He’s totally officing.
by Babyyodafan69 June 12, 2024
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