by FuckoffDems January 13, 2021
Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.
by ryan December 06, 2003
AKA: The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or Saviour of the Wizarding World
Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased Lily Potter and James Potter, and best friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster Albus Dumbledore. God-son of the also "deceased" Sirius Black. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker Draco Malfoy. Also, inevitable true love of Severus Snape, but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.
Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased Lily Potter and James Potter, and best friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster Albus Dumbledore. God-son of the also "deceased" Sirius Black. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker Draco Malfoy. Also, inevitable true love of Severus Snape, but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.
by Charm March 29, 2004
Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.
by Troi_Baker May 15, 2021
by nonamer2222 August 12, 2009
That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!
by Big Poppa Chump November 16, 2004
The best book ever written in the history of the world. If you don't like it, you have serious problems. And you should be killed. "Or worse, expelled".
A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.
A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.
*3am*
Mum: "GO TO SLEEP!"
I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't."
Mum: "Oh ok then."
*Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*
Mum: "GO TO SLEEP!"
I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't."
Mum: "Oh ok then."
*Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*
by talea and lisa2727hp January 28, 2009