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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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Wank Wand

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand
by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013
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Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock
Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.
by Gingerninja May 29, 2018
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cosmic wank

I had a cosmic wank last night’”
by Claret123 November 25, 2017
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Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked
by Carlz.t August 19, 2021
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bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy
“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”
by K-nicks October 21, 2019
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