taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

tainted keitre

Nigga with big dick

That nigga is a tainted keitre

by The Tainted Keitre July 28, 2018

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area

Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.

by judichop87 May 1, 2016

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Grip taint

An archaic way to describe the vagina.

Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.

by FLAVORDOS January 24, 2023

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022