The Bowed Brockel 

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

The Bowed Brockel by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

The Bierman phenomenon 

The theory that the aftereffect of prolonged time spent in the presence of an associate, leads to a higher chance of developing a romantic interest in them. The affection could be mutual or one-sided.

Unsubstantiated studies show that this phenomenon also presents itself when an individual's thoughts are consistently filled with any type of reference to the opposite party.

Guy 1: Dude, I think I love this chick.
Guy 2: Could just be the Bierman phenomenon. Spend some time away from her. Think about something else. The feelings will probably go away.

The Bierman phenomenon by GodOfPizza October 17, 2020

The Blockheads 

One of the best (now rare) Minecraft-like games of our childhoods back in 2013 up to 2019...
Yes, there are still a rare amount of players playing this on both single and multiplayer

Anyways, here's the real definition
The Blockheads is a survival sandbox video game developed and published by Noodlecake Studios. The game was released on January 10, 2013, for iOS devices and on January 9, 2014, for Android devices. The game is set in a 2D block-based world and allows players to explore, build, and survive in a randomly generated world. Players control a blockhead, which can be customized with different clothing and items. The game features both single-player and multiplayer modes, and players can play locally or online with others.

Man, the Minecraft 1.20 update really had a lot of unique features such as hanging signs, chiseled bookshelf, and cherry blossom biome

The Blockheads: Dang bruh, bro just copied our features 11 years later

Survivalcraft with the Crossbow and Campfire feature: First Time?

The Blockheads by SBG times March 19, 2023

pimp the bill

the act of paying the check with your credit card and having every one else in your party pay you in cash.

covering a bill and expecting cash or favors in threat of handing out slaps, as would a pimp.

plastic filtering cash

you guys mind if i pimp the bill?

pimping the bill is an okay way to flirt with a waitress.

you gunna raspberry troll this? huh? raspberry troll pimps the bill.

tims gunna pimp this bill.

pimp the bill by ?0~ January 20, 2007

Crack the bowl 

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

Crack the bowl by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

checking the baggage 

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

checking the baggage by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

beat the buns

to have intercourse or court someone

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.

beat the buns by Mazta Wong March 22, 2009