dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

dad skill

A skill that only a daddy has.

José taught me how to pack my luggage. This daddy KNOWS how to do that. Only someone with a dad skill can do it right.

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

Non's Dad

DEAD

Person 1 : "Have you seen Non's dad?"
Person 2 : "Non."

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022