Skip to main content

springerfication

The complete degradation of the general media due to the influence of The Jerry Springer Show. Going the trashy route.
One :
Betty: Woah, what's going on in finance? Jenn is really getting a bit outrageous with her attire.
Bob: I know. I am personally enjoying her total springerfication, if you know what I mean ;.

Two :
Betty: Did you hear what happened to Don Imus? Like, was he fired? What happened?
Bob: I know. It's true. And after the complete mass-Springerfication of television media I thought you could pretty much get away with anything.
by sinusbrady April 20, 2007
mugGet the springerfication mug.

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.
I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.
by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010
mugGet the Spring eye mug.

spring pusher

Someone who starts dressing for spring a little too early, ie. it's still cold out.
I can't believe he's wearing shorts and sandals when its this cold out. What a spring pusher!
by Caper in Toronto April 6, 2011
mugGet the spring pusher mug.

Springfield, OH

Springfield, OH is a city that ranks the 11th most dangerous in the nation.

A place where you can drive through any neighborhood, any day, any time of the day and not see any children outside playing.

The increase of drug addiction and sales, economic depression, ballooning alcoholism, over crowded lock up facilities and a host of other ills however, have not hindered some to raise stable families IN SPITE OF all of this.

With one exception, Holiday in the City, the downtown area which used to be filled with life, is now a near lifeless shell of its former glory.
by loudlucy December 23, 2017
mugGet the Springfield, OH mug.

Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.
Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.
by g0FuCkY0uRsElF March 17, 2018
mugGet the Springboro High School mug.

Springdale highschool

A bunch of annoying little fucks who think their football team is good and it really isn’t most of them are rich snobs or broke And everyone there thinks their better than everyone in general this school is disliked by everyone bc of the kids
by Schools wit fake bitches.com October 3, 2019
mugGet the Springdale highschool mug.

super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.
"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"
by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004
mugGet the super sharp springsteen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email