Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.

Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.

by SiMeg August 7, 2009

split dump

taking a shit on more than 1 surface

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

Splieave

You win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! Split, and leave!

Hey, sweetie! I'm so glad we've been married all these years, but I just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that I'm NOT so glad we've been married all these years! Here's your half, and I'm outta here, Bitch! I'm Splieaveing your ass!

by Symihow July 19, 2010

splifteen

getting stoned on a work break.

hey charlie, want to join me for a splifteen when we land? <tucks joint behind ear>

by galby November 22, 2010

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

spitefit

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.

When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.

by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011