Koia Speed

Well known as a highly accurate process performed at an accelerated pace.

Man, I crushed out those label changes at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow that was quick. It's a thing of beauty...

by Articulate Gentleman March 12, 2023

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed shaming

When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi

Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.

Dude stop speed shaming

by Isherkedyomo June 12, 2021

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 December 20, 2007

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon December 01, 2021

Simple Speed Sounds

f l m n r s v z sh th ng nk b c k d g h j p qu t w x y ch a e i o u ay ee igh ow oo oo ar or air ir ou oy

Those are the Simple Speed Sounds.

I used the Simple Speed Soumds and now I know them. The Simple Speed Sounds defined sounds like ay, ee, igh, and more.

by NoUsernameSelected25 September 29, 2020

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 13, 2010