Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Koia Speed

Well known as a highly accurate process performed at an accelerated pace.

Man, I crushed out those label changes at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow that was quick. It's a thing of beauty...

by Articulate Gentleman March 12, 2023

Speed of Light

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.

The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second

by S3arch March 29, 2021

I Speed Bug Everything

I Speed Bug Everything

I Speed Bug Everything

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Koia speed

Well known term used to describe a process with high accuracy accomplished at an accelerated rate.

Man, we knocked out those labels at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow it was quick!

by Articulate Gentleman March 11, 2023

Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race

I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning

by Albannt December 27, 2022