Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

by BusA November 27, 2014

sheets

method of smoking cocaine off of tin foil after mixing a solution of cocaine, baking soda and water and letting dry.

"hey, mix up a couple sheets if you want"

by foil god January 16, 2015

sheetfreak

The noun describing someone who is a lady/gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets.

She looks so prim and proper hosting this dinner party, but I swear to you man, she's a sheetfreak.

by Sheetfreak September 23, 2016

seltrut

an animal with a turtle head, a dog tail, and chicken legs. it's the best thing ever invented by nayla c and elise ( seltrut is turtles backwards )

omg look at that seltrut over there it's so cute!

by 585838229529 July 30, 2016

sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

sheet

Used to prolong the word shit when something is really shitted

"OMG HE FOUND YOU IN THE GIRLS RESTROOM"
"SHEET YOURE DEAD NOW"

by Icanteven= August 30, 2016

Shector

Is an all around amazing person who's funny , loving , caring , generous , handsome, and charismatic.

Shector is someone that I'd want to meet someday !

by KukiloveJJ October 17, 2016