Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..

why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?

by Trucker Don January 4, 2024

Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)

MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.

by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024

Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024