rusty bagpipe

when getting a blow job, she plays with your balls. she sticks her finger in your ass and you fart and cum at the same time.

My ex gave me a rusty bagpipe for my birthday, so i crapped on her hand.

by leetx86 September 5, 2007

Rusty Bumhole

Feces remains around the bum hole after insufficeint whiping.

"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."

by William John Edward Speight January 19, 2009

rusty venture

masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.

what's a rusty venture??

by drexell015 November 30, 2010

Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018

Rusty Dipstick

the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex

Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009

Rusty Handshake

Its where you shit in your hand. Then shake your mates hand.

Mate: Hayy sup m8

You: Hi would u like a handshake?

Mate: Sure

You: *shakes hand*

Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake

by En Sanchez Lupoa August 29, 2009

rusty tailhook

it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.

I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.

by renaldo November 29, 2006