roasties

Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.

Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.

by tumples December 9, 2008

roast chicken

The origins of the roast chicken are mysterious and unknown. Little of what is known, however, is drawn from Kamal's lower abdominal region. As one ingests vast quantities of food, the "roast chicken" may begin to appear more portly. If the roast chicken becomes too large it may become unstable, and cause the host to implode.

For the term of its life, however, the Roast Chicken remains a constant source of hilarity, wherever it goes. Do not be fooled by imposters of this phenomenon. There have been recent citings, but few have actually seen the REAL roast chicken. Examples of these imposters are, fat people, fast food employees, REAL roasted chickens, preggers and Dave.

"Kamal, can i rub up against your roast chicken?" or "Kamal's bustin quite the roast chicken!"

by nerdia January 11, 2008

Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

by Julian Hamilton February 12, 2006

Roxanne

Females who lie about men’s behaviour/actions to get them in shit with family, friends, police etc

Hey that girl trying the Roxanne on me.

Don’t act all Roxy cause you ain’t getting your way.

by Jdjrnsjalkahrbrjd anon September 4, 2018

Roast beef Au Jus

The lubricant of choice for a loose meat sandwich found in the rut of an old snapper.

Tracey brought her own au jus to lube up the loose meat sandwich. I asked her if that is supposed to be used for real food, and she told me to shut it and get back to work, kinda like Rabbit's boyfriend does.

by rick9plus May 9, 2005

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.

Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!

by BP310 July 19, 2010