get right with the church

When you drink so much your amazed to be alive the next day

Friend A : you drinking tonight?
Friend B: I'm about to get so drunk, pretty sure I'm gonna get right with the church
Friend A: oof, it's like that....aight, tell Jesus I said hello

by Rone January 25, 2015

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Sounds about right

A versatile phrase that is used as a response to a statement that is expected or not surprising to the one being spoken to. Additionally, it can be used in response to accidental innuendos.

1.) David: "I just saw that girl throw up and now she's making out with a guy."

Jose: "Sounds about right."

2.) Becky: "I can barely fit this (sandwich) in my mouth."

Friend: "Sounds about right."

by Machinnation February 26, 2011

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The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.

fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.

by liberalwizardtyler December 18, 2007

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Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

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he's a cocksucker right

Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole

you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"

by drime ramsey April 4, 2013

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Fuck Me Right

A sarcastic exclamation by someone who has said or done something unpopular, expressing exasperation with the fact that this opinion or action is frowned upon by the general public.

Jill: "So are you going to vote Republican or Democrat?"
Stan: "I don't like either party's nominee, so I was thinking of voting third party."
Jill: "You'd just throw your vote away?"
Stan: "Yeah, I only vote for candidates I like. Fuck me right?"

by TBSchemer November 22, 2015

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