Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
Example1:
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015
Get the Redneckmug. After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
Get the redneck bidetmug. Someone who lacks culture and or sophistication, Usually is indifferent to those with culture and sophistication, Usually contradicts them selfs, Can be very Judgmental, Does not necessarily have to be caucasian. Does not necessarily have to be a racist, Can belong to any income tax bracket, Can have formal education or not, Most modern day Rednecks are not your stereo typical Rednecks in appearance.
People like: Larry The Cable Guy Lower Tax Bracket nice guy non racist Redneck. Sarah Palin Upper tax bracket indifferent contradicting Redneck. About 95% of Republicans are Rednecks.
by turtle66 October 10, 2013
Get the redneckmug. by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017
Get the redneck bathmug. by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021
Get the Redneckmug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug. Ya might be a redneck if:
1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024
Get the Redneckmug.