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Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
by Splarch February 12, 2023
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Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red
"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017
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Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.
by a_beer September 8, 2020
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redneck

a dumb racist of european descent in the southern or rural USA.
"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "
by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018
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Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck
“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”
by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020
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Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023
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