by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
Get the Goofy Ass Redneckmug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug. by Huge Papa T1 January 9, 2024
Get the Redneck bunnymug. A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020
Get the South african redneckmug. Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021
Get the Redneck water balloonmug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug. Friend of mine pissed on a live wire fence. High voltage ran up the stream and he got redneck sterilization
by Jimmy Torres October 19, 2025
Get the Redneck sterilizationmug.