Retardedly Drunk 

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

Retardedly Drunk by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

retardido 

term meaning someone who is really stupid or acting stupid , not literally mentally challenged though.

jeff: " man i just landed that huge jump with my skate board and broke my leg"!

josh: " oh wow, you is one retardido"

retardido by goes to roosevelt HS November 10, 2011

retarted fuck 

your fucking retarded!

why would you do that you retarted fuck?

retarted fuck by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017

Reyarded 

Re•yard•ed - Meaning: of being so mentally incapacitated that you are only comparable to a yard (or lawn) because vegetable wasn't accurate enough.

I visited my friend who was taking care of a reyarded girl yesterday. She just sat on the couch sprawled out and motionless for the duration I was there for.

Reyarded by Smol Meme Account August 3, 2017

Retarted 

Retarded but also a tart like Ethan

Person 1: Hey that guy is retarded
Person 2: no, he's "retarted"
Person 1 :Yes

Retarted by /.,,,, December 13, 2017

Retardead 

rafaela & krishawn

we are retardead

Retardead by surferboi13 September 27, 2018

retardesting 

When something is so retarded that its interesting.

jack: the earth is flat.

me: wow that's retardesting.

retardesting by Autistic Autist June 12, 2019