Dutch People

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).

"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"

by RBW726 January 5, 2019

Crab people

Commonly referred to people with bottom-feeder taste.
They eat garbage.
Trashy individual with a taste for trash.

Mcdondals is basically crab people food.
"Hungry Man" frozen dinners are for crab people.
You are a crab person if you consume canned meat.

by Sockzthecat February 29, 2020

Tall People

Tall people love swallowing others whole, they think it is funny to step on migets. They are superior and everyone bows down to them. If they dont, they get eaten alive :).

Short person: PLZ dont eat me!!
Tall Person: *Steps on them* Yum Dinner
Tall people will eat anyone they dont like

by Tall_People_Rule December 5, 2021

Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)

by sodados November 6, 2018

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

National Bullying Irish People Day

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.

Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022

The bad people from social

The kids in your school that say/act like they don't study but end up scoring really good grades.

"Oh look, it's the bad people from social".

by Sambhar November 19, 2022