Ultimate pizza

Boogers and cum on pizza

Michael put his boogers and cum on the ultimate pizza.

by John Jeremy October 1, 2018

redditor pizza

A term used for a male fitting the Redditor stereotype, (large or overweight, unkempt facial hair e.g. neck beard), who has a large amount of acne, pimples or other visible skin conditions on the face.

(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)

Girl: Eww, you see that guy? He needs to take better care of his skin.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.

by KingPunk August 18, 2020

pissa your pizza

When you bake a pizza and piss in the sauce or some other liquid ingrediant.

Hey, I pissa your pizza!

by spartanm18 January 6, 2010

wrecking ball pizza

that moment when you find yourself masturbating to Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and you wrap a pizza around your dick

when paul walked in daves house he cought dave doing the wrecking ball pizza

by a crazy guy December 29, 2015

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”

boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

by Poop McButt April 21, 2019

Among Us pizza

When you get your sussy sauce on somebody then put pizza toppings on them

I made your mom into an among us pizza last night

by XxBabyEaterxX September 6, 2022