Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

paper mill lock

A great place to get seshed at. Usually has a lit chocolate cake.

Wanna go down to paper mill lock.
Sure G it will be lit.

by johnmque March 5, 2017

Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner

"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."

by Kazzy Mathews October 2, 2016

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016