School toilet paper

A schools version of cardboard

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”

by Hi peps March 29, 2021

Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner

"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."

by Kazzy Mathews October 2, 2016

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021