Wet t-shirt

When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.

Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022

Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

Red shirt woman

Noah Schnapp’s manager or something who is being rude to his fans.

Ew did u saw that video of that red shirt woman who pulled all Noah’s fans away

by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019

Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"

The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.

by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021

Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.

Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.

by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024

T-shirt

Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them

Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..

by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021

pink shirt

when you accidentally put a red sock in with white shirts

Man, my pink shirt sucks.
At least it's not red.

by curghi March 29, 2020