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tongan ninja

A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.
Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.
by Ashley' December 31, 2003
mugGet the tongan ninjamug.

ninja panda!

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.
guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*
by bryn knight October 17, 2008
mugGet the ninja panda!mug.

ninja mafia

A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.
See samandfuzzy.com for further details. And a few laughs.
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
mugGet the ninja mafiamug.

Carpet Ninja

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
Stop being a Carpet Ninja!
by Yatez November 2, 2007
mugGet the Carpet Ninjamug.

there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.
by Russ Bus January 9, 2008
mugGet the there's ninjas on the lawnmug.

The One Ninja

An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
mugGet the The One Ninjamug.

ginger ninja

A ginger with poorly supressed rage usually resulting from their interaction with misogynistic post adolescents with subnormal interpersonal skills. Has the ability to channel such rage into creative acts of counterinsurgency usually involving methods requiring higher than average motor skills.
The stunned Sasquatch had but a few short moments to consider the evil that had brought him to this end after his karmic encounter with the ginger ninja.
by sally has issues February 23, 2009
mugGet the ginger ninjamug.

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