NIKE SPREE

When you go shopping spree and all you buy is Nike Apparel.

i went shopping at Dicks and had a Nike Spree attack! and all i bought was Nike Clothing.

by Bella y Dulce March 13, 2010

Naked protester

A person who gets naked at a protest to make the police angry ect.

We got a naked protester.

by deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

nike it

refers to nike's slogan just do it. when someone is being a pussy tell them to "nike it" meaning just do it

mike: dude i don't think i can do this...

tyler: come man, dont be a pussy! Nike it man!

by squwirl April 26, 2010

Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

naked sandusky

When you stand in the shower with an erect penis and just stare at other dudes.

I was in the shower at the gym and this guy was totally giving me the naked sandusky.

by ace freeley November 9, 2011

Nike Wife

Nike Wife. This is a woman who is educated and married, but does not work, who lives off of their rich husbands. Typically blonde or good looking, very fit and always with a pony tail, wearing her gym clothes everywhere, especially with yoga pants. Everything is name brand - mostly Nike. They drive expensive cars, usually Land Rovers and always have expensive watches and purses. Their common goal is to workout, go shopping or lunch with girlfriends while the husband is at work slaving away. They consider what he buys, as hers... yet she has no income to invest in anything. She is all about "my husband is rich and I don't have to work, but I'll workout just to keep him!" These women usually brag on Facebook about their workouts and what they own. They also have good looking personal trainers for even more validation.

They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).

I spy a Nike Wife at Nordstrom shopping in her gym clothes.

by Be real! September 19, 2013

naked talk

Moment in a relationship when the infatuation that has defined the affair becomes more serious and things of consequence are discussed. The dialogue usually occurs in bed, post-coital, when the couple is naked in both the literal and figurative sense.

They had been carnal in their affair, reveling in a dream state of sex and passion, but eventually the naked talk occurred that forced them to focus, in a sobering manner, on what their tryst was evolving into.

by DrOxy November 11, 2013