bright side of the moon

An extremely white ass.

Her bright side of the moon was showing, so I told her how embarrasing it looks.

by WWJD? July 6, 2007

On the moon

When you put your phone on “Do Not Disturb” mode; comes from the iPhone DND logo

Sorry I didn’t answer your text, my phone was on the moon.

by meeeeeeeeeesh January 20, 2019

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

I love you to the moon and back

To love someone all the way around/inside his or her butt and away/out.

Beyoncé: Do you still like me?
Jay-Z: Gril, I love you to the moon and back.

by Mick Phersurani May 30, 2014

Moon Child

What every goth/alt girl calls themselves these days.

xXVampireChickXx is a Moon Child.

by California Bae Area January 29, 2017

moon emoji

when u see madness…or strangeness

“shart!”
“what babs”
“i see madness..🌚”
“oh my gracious.. that is strange babs🌝”
moon emoji

by hhhhhhkkhhh December 13, 2021

moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009