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Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.
"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"
by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016
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Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.
I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”
by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022
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green screen mountain

a scene set on unforgiving terrain in a movie or tv show that was obviously shot on a green screen instead of on location
They shot this on green screen mountain.
by white_boy July 15, 2019
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Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.
by Sexilexi January 8, 2017
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Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.
by He him chichi May 15, 2022
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Mountain load giver

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)
Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!
by Lilrichard123 January 16, 2022
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The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.
"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."
by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022
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