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mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun
Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"
by mothercocker November 3, 2010
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
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die mother fuckers

A phrase yelled while running towards a large group of enemies.
"die mother fuckers!" as you run at a large group of zombies with a chain saw. Deadrising(360 game)

"die mother fuckers" as you throw a grenade down a mine shaft.
by Random_hero_ November 25, 2006
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mothman

in Point Pleasant, west virginia, there is a flyin beast called the mothman. wittnesses say that it appears to be a big, dark, tall man but sprouts wings from behind its back. the most recognizable trait are its big glowing red eyes. since the 1960s many sightings have been reported. it also has a reputation of chasing ppl. i must say, the mothman is one of the scariest cryptids out there.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
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leave me in your mother

This phrase usually pronounced with heavy Mizrahi accent, meaning "I'm not going to do or even think or consider what you suggested because I'd much prefer doing nothing at the moment". It is usually a stand alone response not requiring any additional explanation or reasoning.
Moshe, do your homework!
"Leave me in your mother"

or

Sharon, were you been smoking?
Arghh, "leave me in your mother"
by PHANTOm March 21, 2005
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fuck your mother

To go and have sex with your own mother. A negitive meaning. Highly disrespectfull.
Woman: Hey, where the hell you been with my car?
Man: Shut up cunt! Go fuck your mother!!!
by To Bad U DON'T KNOW September 1, 2006
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