meat shield

Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.

Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.

Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#

by sephrin May 20, 2007

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

meatcrob

A bad word. Worse then "shit"
One of the worse words for someone to say. Actually means stuff you get as an appetizer at thai food resturaunts.

""Meatcrob" is way grosser then "shit" dude." - Tom

"I'de scarf down a whole red bucket of shit before i eat another plate of meatcrob." - Eric

"You are so full of meatcrob" - Kevin

by Paul Kologinczak March 6, 2007

fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

by Lax1334 November 23, 2011

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

classic mean girl

Noun- one who let's an obsession over a high school boyfriend dictate the way they treat those around him. This creature is notoriously deceptive and conspires with a fellow mean girl to torture her ex's new love.

Amanda banana is a classic mean girl bc she can't get over her ex, a man she does not even want for her own.

by Overit March 6, 2014