magic john

Tiny fairy that comes and deposits his "love and kindness" on your face while you sleep.

Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.

That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.

by Magic John August 16, 2006

Magic Dust

A magical mix of 9 spices blended in perfect harmony to spice up every meal. Contains Salt, Pepper, Sugar, Paprika, Cayenne, Mustard Powder, Chili Powder, Cumin, and Garlic. Invented by Champion BBQ Pitmaster Mike Mills.

Guy 1: Dude, I put some magic dust on my mac & cheese this morning, it was excellent!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? I put some on my pizza once and nearly had a mouthgasm!

by Fonzai June 19, 2011

Magic wand

A machine gun.

This term was coined by Tyler, the creator.

"She's gonna be dead, i just a got a magic wand"
-Tyler, the creator, NEW MAGIC WAND

by Vreq July 28, 2019

ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.

That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

Nystrom Magic

When someone says something in a game is OP or Imbalanced, and nystrom says its fine.

Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.

evo: "crocs are OP!"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"

20mn later

evo: "gg :("

nr2:

dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"

30min later

nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"

by evotech September 29, 2007

Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".

I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.

by Feaz January 12, 2007

magic chicken

A cock that can do tricks.

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?

by EddyK May 4, 2005