Pleasure Town Machine

A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.

"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."

-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.

www.pleasuretownmachine.com

by Jimmydeath March 6, 2009

e-machine

a crappy computer company based in Korea that makes inexpensive BUT crappy PC that dies within two weeks of LIGHT usage.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Townie Marching Band

Townie Pride is a big thing in the little city of East Providence; however the members of the East Providence High School Townie Marching Band show their pride almost every Friday, from the time school starts until Thanksgiving Day. No matter if it is raining, snowing, or blazing hot out, the Townie Marching Band is in the stands yelling cheers, dancing around, or playing some famous and well known pieces, in support of the football team. It seems that the Townie Marching Band and the Crimsonette Flag Corps are the only reason the fans come and watch. Both groups keep the crowds roaring and keep their spirits up. Not only is the Townie Marching Band the most awesometastic band ever, they are also well known for being the BEST band around. They make other bands look like a harmonica compared to them. You could almost say that they are the tuba marching band. They have had plenty of corruption in their band, but that never tore them apart. The band is like big family and they have to stick together to overcome whatever challenges are in their way. When the Townie Marching Band walks onto the field, the eyes of the audience open wide. With the festive red and white uniforms, the southern band director, and the wacky members of the band, you might take a guess that there is never a dull or boring moment. The Townie Marching Band is one of the best things that have happened to East Providence and hopefully it will be there for many years to come.

Townie Marching Band

by Musicisinmyblood March 12, 2010

V-machine

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

by Miguel Angel July 11, 2005

bean machine

A mobile burrito stand

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.

by Flinn September 27, 2005

cube macking

The act of repeatedly stopping by a co-worker's cubicle trying to ask them out on a date by feeding them a lame come-on line. It usually involves the person doing the macking actually leaning on the outside of the mack-ee's cubicle unit so as to make for a more intimate setting, while keeping respect to "boundaries," to ask a non-work-related question rather than coming around to the inside of the person's cubicle to discuss a legitimate, work-related topic.

Alfonso keeps cube macking on Sally to see if she'll go on a date with him; even though he's cube macked on every single woman in the office and they've all said no.

by Coliecole December 15, 2008

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018