run a red light

phrase used when two people want to have sex but the female has her period

john: "so what time im picking you up so we can go to the telly and get it poppin?"

jane: "well, unless you tryna run a red light, nothing's poppin tonight"

john: "we'll wash off..it's aight"

by china406 October 9, 2008

Changing light bulbs

An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.

He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 8, 2004

dread light

That traffic signal in your neighborhood that, no matter how fast you drive, or what time of day it is, you always get stuck at.

Goddammit, I have spent a quarter of my life waiting at this dread light.

by jane stclair February 4, 2009

jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

by Big Red Robbie September 17, 2013

Alaskan Flesh-light

The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.

When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.

by Sweet_Daddy July 26, 2017

trip the light fantasstic

to dance, boogie, or otherwise get down

Hey babe, let's blow this popsicle stand and hit the club. There after we will trip the light fantasstic.

by SiriusLupin April 9, 2006

Fat enough to bend light

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006