An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
by Fuckin person July 22, 2017
Get the darren keyes mug.This would be someone that has lots of problems. Normally wants to play Roblox cheese game. She hangs out with her sisters friends which isn't sad at all. They normally have stopped an addiction like monster drinks or TikTok. They love slime and some would say they bathe in it. A Taryn Keyes should be in your day-to-day life.
Person1: Taryn Keyes keeps acting like a Taryn Keyes.
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*
by RoccoIsGay June 19, 2022
Get the Taryn Keyes mug.An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending
by boompowgunman December 8, 2021
Get the julia keyes mug.The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
Get the Keyes Disease mug.-noun: A male between the ages of 18 - 33 who is given the keys (in addition to other accessories) by his girlfriend/wife due to the fact that they do not want to carry it themselves.
"Adrian became Erna's key camel when she decided that her pockets would not look as pretty with keys inside."
by Mohandes Taheri August 1, 2009
Get the Key Camel mug."Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."
by YT nigga August 9, 2009
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