Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.

It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!

by JBfan665 October 9, 2008

Jonads

Just a simple word to describe the gonads, nads, or quite simply nuts, of a Jonas Brother. Much like the Joner.

"Ahah when Joe's all excited, the Jonads come out. Thank you skinny jeans!"

by Kendall Aay August 25, 2008

johnass

Perfect guy with a great ass

Omg! Look at JohnAss. Omg! Look at JohnAss.

by JohnAss January 4, 2015

Jonah

Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.

Wow, Jonah smelt usual today, like rotten aids and michael jordans toes.

by Dave of Bennets November 27, 2018

jona

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.

Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.

hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!

by this*is*my*name*bitches April 10, 2007

Johastorve

A character on the Exodar server in World of Warcraft whose small penis and obvious lack of playing smarts leads him to start a daily crusade of killing defenseless NPCs in a place where no one can do anything to stop him. Clearly a victim of poor genetics and quite possibly a red flag on the FBI's "Future Animal/Child/Spouse Abusers" list, he epitomizes the concept of the limp-dicked sock-stuffer.

"Eh, there goes Johastorve again, enacting his vengeance on a pixelated fantasy character that STILL manages to have a bigger dick than he does. How sad."

by Just Another Guy July 2, 2008

Jona

Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen

Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn

Jona: Hallo ich bin Jona

Person 1: Hilfe ich will sterben

by Joh CeeenA January 4, 2017