Jarred

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.

That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.

by Kangaruse February 13, 2010

slap jawed faggot

Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.

Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006

Jarod

The ass hole who sexually harasses girls.

He often slaps girls asses.

Man fuck jarod hes such a fucking perverted faggot.

by Gravy boi March 30, 2017

Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.

"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"

by brittanybitch January 4, 2010

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004

Janed

Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.

-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"

by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009

Jarod

He’s a sexy mofo. And he loves his 6 inches

Girl: daaaaaaanm he hot
Girl 2: hell ya he’s such a sexy mofo
Jarod: “I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY .

by Dinklepop April 10, 2019