Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity
The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay
by SugarSmacks! October 21, 2017
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brain frosé

A frosé - induced brain freeze.

While similar to the well-known brain freeze, the brain frosé packs a much harder-hitting punch. When rosé is consumed in frozen format, it creates a particularly mind-numbing phenomenon that brings grown men to their knees.
I would have gone out with him again, but he got brain frosé after round 4 and I just can't unsee that.
by industrywoes July 13, 2021
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Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.
I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.
by Kelk July 10, 2017
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Blue Brains

When you get worked up or excited for something come to realize it isnt happening for a while. Samee concept of Blue Balls but for your brain.
"Hey Ana, new American Horror Story tonight!!"
"No Steven its tomorrow lol."
"Well i just got Blue brains"
by rzewster September 13, 2016
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blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").
I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.
by 2848208164 October 17, 2013
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House-brain

One's restricted cognitive ability that results from spending too much time indoors.
After several attempts at completing his assignment, Tadgh realised his failed efforts could be attributed to his house-brain.
by generalkrull March 23, 2020
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tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough
by DumbBitch2.0 April 05, 2019
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