Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.

My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!

by Richie Hero March 5, 2013

Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013

Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014

Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014