Griff

When someone is always late and takes credit for something they hardly contribute to.

"I wouldn't team up with that guy, he's a total griff"

Dude 1: "Hey where is he? He said he was going to be here an hour ago"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's always late"
Dude 1: "Oh, so he's griffin'"

by MudnToast March 26, 2024

Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

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Grifter

Anyone and everyone that you disagree with politically. If someone has political views that you think are wrong, you can label them a grifter, and will receive little pushback from people who agree with you politically.

Jason Mars is such a grifter
In what way is he a grifter?
He expressed a political view that I disagree with

by TheLobsterCopter5000 June 9, 2024

GRIFF’D

To be comically caught in a foolish or trivial situation, often by the village idiot or someone similarly oblivious.

Caroline “yo did you hear Johnny was GRIFF’D at work and got fired.”

Harold “ Seriously, What the hell happen”

Caroline “He was caught jerking off in the Bread Room”

Harold “That’s not the 1st Time, That Idiot boss must of walked in on him again must be.”

by SweaterREX24 June 20, 2024

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

griffing

1. griffing, or more properly, griffithing, is the act of being literally, objectively, and certifiably insane and constantly sexualizing everybody around you, but espousing views contrary to who you are so you can get laid.

2. a f*cking cenobite head ass mfer

3. the kind of guy who hangs up a group call so he can go jork it, and by it, let's justr say his peanits

"Bro, did you see Zack yesterday? He's been griffing out for 3 weeks straight."

"Damn, bro, he should try getting bitches for 3 weeks straight"

by gobbledegawk August 8, 2024

Grifter and a Con Artist

He's doing the exact same thing Jordan Peterson is doing.

Hym "If Andrew Tate is Grifter and a Con Artist how is Jordan Peterson not? The both even have their own little academy!"

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025