keep adjournal

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.

My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020

Keeping You Big As Hell

Initially popularized by YouTuber Cory Armstrong Fitness, the phrase refers to something, most commonly a food or activity, that causes weight gain or the inability to lose weight.

Mark: Why can't I lose weight?

Jimmy: 'Cause Fortnite is keeping you big as hell.

by Orbiting_Outsiders January 23, 2024

Keep it Cathedral

Slang for keep it clean

Drug dealer- hey Lil Pimpin, tryina trade a 20 spot for a gram
Lil Pimpin- nah dawg, I’ve gotta keep it cathedral for home terf

by Funny-Face November 23, 2023

Keep It Up

A game in which no more than 5 people form a circle and use a dodgeball to hit and ‘Keep it Up’. Use of all body parts is permissible. Current record is 1146.

After work, let’s get a game of Keep It Up going.

by Room1+1 July 21, 2021

Keep it Swedish

To remain neutral within controversial topics

With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish

by anonymousdude18527 December 18, 2020

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018