Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010

donkey ride

When a girl gets on top during sex and it slips in her ass

Did you hear about Stacy? I have that bitch a donkey ride

by Andres3000ish February 7, 2017

trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye September 4, 2005

dirty donk

any person who spreads defecation either verbally or by rubbing feces on the stall of a resturaunt restroom. Also refers to the more arrogant part of the Boise State University fan base. see also donk

The dirty donk just wouldn't leave the sensitive issue alone.

or

The dirty donk really messed up the gas station restroom

by badwillhunting April 1, 2009

full donkey

An adverb describing the manner in which one completes a task with intense vigor and heated passion, whether the task be sexual and/or social.

Dude, me and my girlfriend totally went full donkey in my friend's bedroom after prom.

That party was crazy. I grinded full donkey on all dem bitches.

by mattanddan69 June 21, 2013