dirty duck

when a girl with no legs drags herself across the sandy beach and her cooch gets rammed with sand

its sandy

by emma February 18, 2004

duckdynasty

noun

any man with a large unkempt nasty ass beard.

"Hey man, check out duckdynasty over there. He keeps trying to talk to me about government conspiracies."

by bloodklotter May 23, 2014

duck bread

Spongy white bread fit only to be fed to ducks. Hence, by extension, white bread: boring, dull, uncool, in a particularly white, uptight way.

"See the way that guy dances? He's so duck bread."
"Totes"

by MrLanguagePerson December 31, 2006

duck sauce special

When a guy makes an asian girl lick duck sauce from his ass crack, then smashes a fortune cookie on her head.

I heard some dude Amos from that party got a duck sauce special from Kitara, what a grom!

by Dr. Grommer, MD November 13, 2009

duck walk

When you take a dump and realise you forgot to refill the toilet paper, so have to duck walk to the cabinet, get the toilet paper and duck walk back.

Person A (in toilet) : Can you get me some toilet paper please?

No reply.

Person A: Oh fuck, im gonna have to suck it up and do the duck walk.

by sirfiendsalot July 13, 2010

ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

duck my sick

Means suck my d*ck. Say this to any idiot who pisses you off and wont get it because they lack common sense!!

Haha u da dumb huh

duck my sick, bich

by leschoristes354 September 15, 2010