Dookie Port

The port in which dookie is released out of the ass.

My Dookie Port was hurting after my long stint in prison.

by Tyler,Tevor, Ryan June 15, 2008

doody snax

An edible substance that can be used to act as a snack and then later pooped out.

Hey man can I have some of your doody snax.
I haven't eaten all bloody day.

by ralph pocker February 4, 2009

dookie lizard

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

Donky Turk

Silly, Foolish

Donky Turk keep all rest room 's accessories in top of his desk in the office.

by Ramkal May 6, 2009

dook-a-loon

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011

Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011