Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.

“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”

by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022

Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition

My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart

by ownzing you all June 17, 2018

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Auzz Disorder

Having trouble dealing with daily situations and not being able to cope normally

“i can’t concentrate because i have an Auzz Disorder”

by Dr hemphis PHD February 24, 2023

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

Obsessive Disorder

One individual who's obsessed with another person who keeps on harassing someone and won't get a life and makes everyone in public feel uncomfortable.

I'm not a fan of obsessive disorder,it makes me suicidal.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.

Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025