Danking

The act of smoking, Marijuana, whilst driving on the freeway. Maintaining a speed of no less than 75-100 mph. & Securing all smoke within the vehicle.

"Hey let's go danking on the 605."

by Goodsideaffects March 29, 2017

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

daewin

A daewin usually will have dark hair and hazel eyes. Is very kind especially to their girl friend. Likes the idea of their future.

Oh, so that's Daewin

by Bunny404 July 26, 2017

dawing

1. (as a verb) A portmanteau of the verb "drawing" and the onomathopeia "d'aww". The art of eliciting D'aww's from the viewers of your cute art.
2. (as a noun) A cute artwork making you go "D'aww", the final stage of dawing.

Dude 1 - I finally decided to pick up dawing, wanna see some of my art?
Dude 2 - You meant drawing, no? F**k you, I ain't want none.
Dude 1 - Behold!
Dude 2 - Argh, wt... D'awww!
<HNNNG>
*Thud*
Dude 1 picks up the D'awww and puts it in his wallet.
Dude 1 - Huehuehue, a taste of things to come...

by surreal nmae April 19, 2018

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017