Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

beef curtain

another word for female gentalia, or a vagina.

"Man, I finally saw Jenny's big ol' beef curtain, and it was hella nast..."

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.

Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.

by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008

beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009

curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.

Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!

by BP310 July 19, 2010