Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carsona

A hot person named Carson who drinks a lot of Dunkin refreshers

That dude is such a carsona

by megadoodoo June 14, 2025

Consortwhore

A Couple Consortwhore is a personal private therapist/escort that brings couples together in a playful and healthy sexual way to try new things in life and to have fun and make good memories. Couples that play together stay together.

Call a Consortwhore, because as a couple we just want more.

by CallPureDeebauchery July 9, 2025

Corbo Bubble

A mysterious and highly localized weather phenomenon in central New Jersey where storms, rain, and severe weather systems inexplicably split, weaken, or divert entirely around the towns of Bridgewater and Branchburg—leaving them dry while surrounding areas get drenched. Named after local lore and residents (often skeptically) referencing "the Corbo-Bubble" as the reason their lawns stay crispy while neighboring towns flood.

"Storm's hitting Plainfield, Bernardsville, and Readington, but Bridgewater? Bone dry. Must be the Corbo Bubble again."

by JCorbs July 14, 2025

Consonated

While playing scrabble, a players tiles are all consonants, having no vowels to help form words.

(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!

by Windbreaker willie July 22, 2025

Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025