Condom

Is Something your dad didnt use

Your a CONDOM

by O2trappy March 18, 2021

Condomplating

When you go on a bender banging different people everyday and keep reusing the same condom. You just slap it on a plate when you're done and repeat until the bender ends.

Dude I've had this condom for 400 days! Been condomplating

by Kalholly May 16, 2021

Condompooed

When yer taek a shiet an' poot it intoo a condom an' then ye use it as a melee weapon.

"Ye fucking cunt, ye gonna get fockin' condompooed i swear it!"

by Draegarius May 17, 2021

Condom-mint

Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.

I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?

by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021

Condom

Condom is where you put it on a male penis

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom

by Sexclinic August 29, 2021

condomballoon

balloon in you're penis

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon

by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021

Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other

"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"

by fatboishoes October 13, 2021