Compton crepe

A tortilla.

Juan: Eh Chui, wha' kind of Compton Crepe ju' want me to buy? Elote o harina.
Chui: ¡Harina ese!
Juan: ¡Orale!

by takeachillpillbill April 7, 2010

comptophobia

the attitude of a person who abominates calculation and also accounting and mathematics in some cases.

The boy's showing in mathematics is poor due to his comptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

a/s computing

worst lesson ever.governed by a syllabus that makes you do EVERYTHING the hard way(yes those program diagrams are a useful way of planning a 15 line program) and staffed by biatch

see shite , useless or my personal favourite cum dumpster

by piratetaco December 12, 2004

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004