cement boots

albanian tap dance shoes from the 1800hundreds

vince gave the razzolinis, cement boots as a departing present,in the hudson river.

by raul flores October 17, 2008

the dutch clan's comendation's

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!

ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch

by NETO!!!!! May 6, 2005

Cement milkshake

A euphemism for a vegan milkshake invented by police in Portland, Oregon to exaggerate the dangers faced by their friends.

I saw a kid out there with a cement milkshake and he just laughed in my face. My god, what’s happened to this town?

by microfilm July 1, 2019

Why come?

A question, similar to "how come?" but with more emphasis on the motivations of the subject

"Jimmy your mother and I are getting a divorce"

"Why Come?"

"Because she is a no good skank"

by Mattconno October 3, 2008

come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

comance

An intimate relationship between 2 couples. Including platonic and physical components; usually including traveling together, and relating as platonic friends in "real world" settings, as well as relating sexually in behind-the-scenes settings. Characterized by a strong emotional connection between the couples, that may continue over a long period of time (ie. a collective affair)

"They met at one of those Swinger's resorts, but then they visited each other's homes, and started going on vacations together, and now it's like they're going steady or something. I'm pretty sure they are in a serious comance."

by mjmu812 December 27, 2011

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013